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Don't mind me.
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I'm just using this journal for easy access to the codes for my intentionally shitty MLP OC.
Ponycode:
5K1B1S6201000000FE000054A11BF009FUP1133006040010X1FE00000000000Y107F3FCC004CB2
Accesory code:
066CC66066CC6626E6D6E066CC66066CC6604E8FBAFFFF8C066CC66066CC66066CC66066CC66
Ponycode:
5K1B1S6201000000FE000054A11BF009FUP1133006040010X1FE00000000000Y107F3FCC004CB2
Accesory code:
066CC66066CC6626E6D6E066CC66066CC6604E8FBAFFFF8C066CC66066CC66066CC66066CC66
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Remember the llama badge craze?
1 min read
Pfft.
Pfffffffffffft.
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But that's okay because I have a Tumblr. I also have a penis, so life is good.
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Tags, byotch.
1 min read
Apparently, I have to play this game. Thanks a lot, 
.
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on your journal.
.1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on your journal.
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Rocker Babies
2 min read
I'm probably going to have kids one day. I haven't made too many long-term plans, but I have one that I won't budge from: my kids are growing up with rock music. This probably means sheltering them from certain music aimed at children under the age of seven, but I welcome the condition. Fuck you, Barney.
I've already decided on the first song to implant into their tender, impressionable minds, namely, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. (Here's the c.wrzuta.pl/wa394/a0fe39960020…)
Right now, you're probably asking, "Robert, how will you sleep at night knowing that you'll be exposing your children to such violence-extolling music?" Well, first of all, stop talking to your computer screen. I can't hear you. Second of all, what isn't child-friendly about this song? Think of the things kids can learn from this!
The big three are numbers (One! Nothing wrong with me! Two! Nothing wrong with me!), self-confidence (Nothing wrong with me!), and generosity (Something's got to give!).
If the line "let the bodies hit the floor" is still a problem for you, I'll have you know that it's surprisingly easy to convince a toddler that the chorus is something completely different. My ideal misheard lyric is "let the bunnies hit the floor". That line will also serve as A) an explanation that rabbits always land on their feet (I think) and 2) an incentive for the kiddies not to join PETA. What a bunch of paint-slinging nutwhacks.
I've already decided on the first song to implant into their tender, impressionable minds, namely, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. (Here's the c.wrzuta.pl/wa394/a0fe39960020…)
Right now, you're probably asking, "Robert, how will you sleep at night knowing that you'll be exposing your children to such violence-extolling music?" Well, first of all, stop talking to your computer screen. I can't hear you. Second of all, what isn't child-friendly about this song? Think of the things kids can learn from this!
The big three are numbers (One! Nothing wrong with me! Two! Nothing wrong with me!), self-confidence (Nothing wrong with me!), and generosity (Something's got to give!).
If the line "let the bodies hit the floor" is still a problem for you, I'll have you know that it's surprisingly easy to convince a toddler that the chorus is something completely different. My ideal misheard lyric is "let the bunnies hit the floor". That line will also serve as A) an explanation that rabbits always land on their feet (I think) and 2) an incentive for the kiddies not to join PETA. What a bunch of paint-slinging nutwhacks.
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