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You're not Keith!
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You say Justin Beiber. I say not my bag but whatever man. You say Lmfao, I say aight cool. You say Carly Rae Jepson, I say nothing because I don't like arguing about music. You say Im crazy. Just kidding. You don't say that because we're decent human beings. You tell me to burn in hell. I got you again didn't I ahahahaha oh man these crazy accusations LONG.LIVE.NOT.BITCHING.ABOUT.POP. UNSHITTY PEOPLE ARMY <3 (I DON'T HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF SUCKING MY OWN DICK BUT THAT WOULD BE COOL)

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You say Justin Beiber. I say not my bag but whatever man. You say Lmfao, I say aight cool. You say Carly Rae Jepson, I say nothing because I don't like arguing about music. You say Im crazy. Just kidding. You don't say that because we're decent human beings. You tell me to burn in hell. I got you again didn't I ahahahaha oh man these crazy accusations LONG.LIVE.NOT.BITCHING.ABOUT.POP. UNSHITTY PEOPLE ARMY <3 (I DON'T HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF SUCKING MY OWN DICK BUT THAT WOULD BE COOL)

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Pirateless Island, part 5

June 10, 2020 I am on a raft as I type this. Apparently I was wrong about having to find a way off Pirateless Island. The ninjas were more than happy to help. I found this bamboo raft already set up outside my hut this morning. It had another one of those notes on a leaf. Dear Mortal, No offense, but you're really starting to make us nervous. We went ahead and set up this raft for you. Please, just take some fish or whatever and go. You should know before you leave that this is a specialized ninja raft. If you do anything piratey while you're on it, it will combust. That means no plundering, no flying a handmade Jolly Roger, no "arrs,"

Pirateless Island

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