FruitSalad4225

You say Justin Beiber. I say not my bag but whatever man. You say Lmfao, I say aight cool. You say Carly Rae Jepson, I say nothing because I don't like arguing about music. You say Im crazy. Just kidding. You don't say that because we're decent human beings. You tell me to burn in hell. I got you again didn't I ahahahaha oh man these crazy accusations LONG.LIVE.NOT.BITCHING.ABOUT.POP. UNSHITTY PEOPLE ARMY <3 (I DON'T HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF SUCKING MY OWN DICK BUT THAT WOULD BE COOL)

June 10, 2020 I am on a raft as I type this. Apparently I was wrong about having to find a way off Pirateless Island. The ninjas were more than happy to help. I found this bamboo raft already set up outside my hut this morning. It had another one of those notes on a leaf. Dear Mortal, No offense, but you're really starting to make us nervous. We went ahead and set up this raft for you. Please, just take some fish or whatever and go. You should know before you leave that this is a specialized ninja raft. If you do anything piratey while you're on it, it will combust. That means no plundering, no flying a handmade Jolly Roger, no "arrs,"

June 2, 2020 The ninjas don't seem to mind my living off their wood, water, and fish. I probably shouldn't be writing this, because I am more or less telling you about Pirateless Island. I figure that you can't find it if I don't tell you where it is, which is what the ninjas are afraid of. Not that I know where it is. I just wound up here. I'm glad they're sharing everything, because in my current condition, it would be hard for me to overrun and bludgeon a gazelle or whatever they have here. I doubt I could do it in the first place. I have never practiced gazelle clubbing, as that skill becomes less and less important every day. It prob

May 26, 2020 There's no doubt about it now. This island is inhabited. I discovered that today as I was exploring the forest. I found that in the very center of the island was an area completely devoid of trees. This area had several huts similar to mine. There were several tree stumps with bull's-eyes painted on the sides. These stumps had several slits in them, mostly in the centers of these bull's-eyes. There were beat-up wooden dummies and various obstacle courses. The biggest indicator of inhabitance was... well... the inhabitants. They were dressed entirely in loose, black clothing, with masks that covered their faces, except for the e

May 23, 2020 Living conditions have improved for me over the past five days. In what is undoubtedly another sign of inhabitance, I found a large pile of fish past the welcome sign and a stack of dry logs in the other direction. Most importantly, I found a lake. Pirateless Island is relatively small, so all three are within walking distance of my hut. I won't starve anytime soon. There are still dangers of living here, however. Today, the volcano erupted. Yes, there is a volcano. You need a volcano on a semi-deserted island; it keeps away things that might be harmful, like pirates or Free Willy. (In all honesty, Willy might be more harmful

May 18, 2020 I just washed up on this island about two hours ago. It's nothing short of a miracle that I managed to salvage my desktop computer on which I type this. For reasons unknown even to me, I lugged it onboard the cruise ship that I escaped from in the evacuation that occurred less than four hours before this time of writing. It is powered by a large bongo drum I managed to pick up on my way out. I think this island may currently be inhabited. I can't be certain, but I'm positive I'm not the first one to ever live here, my evidence being the large sign I found as soon as I washed ashore. This sign read: "Welcome to Pirateless Island!