Pirateless Island, part 5
June 10, 2020
I am on a raft as I type this. Apparently I was wrong about having to find a way off Pirateless Island. The ninjas were more than happy to help. I found this bamboo raft already set up outside my hut this morning. It had another one of those notes on a leaf.
No offense, but you're really starting to make us nervous. We went ahead and set up this raft for you. Please, just take some fish or whatever and go. You should know before you leave that this is a specialized ninja raft. If you do anything piratey while you're on it, it will combust. That means no plundering, no flying a handmade Jolly Roger, no "arrs," and please, for the love of God, no singing "You are a Pirate." And remember, if you tell anyone where this island is, your head will explode.
This is why ninjas are better than pirates. When's the last time a pirate gave you an explosive raft? Or gave you anything, for that matter? It's the pirates' job to take your